This is all me.
im glad i dont have a thigh gap i almost dropped my phone into the toilet but i caught it with thunder and lightning
Pros of being gay: both you and your wife would get into the lifeboats on the titanic.
i solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet
I pride myself on being able to see lesbian subtext everywhere.
how is it that i am distracted by everything yet paying attention to nothing
apparently “bae” means “before anyone else” i always thought it was a ghetto word for “babe”