skypestripper:

im glad i dont have a thigh gap i almost dropped my phone into the toilet but i caught it with thunder and lightning

i-dream-of-dapper:

idreamofdapper.com

fluxandpause:

Pros of being gay: both you and your wife would get into the lifeboats on the titanic.

ballpm:

i solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet

junio8:

chemistryruleus:

๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ

TRUEEEE

junio8:

chemistryruleus:

๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ

TRUEEEE

agentsofshieldfeels:

I pride myself on being able to see lesbian subtext everywhere.

pemsylvania:

how is it that i am distracted by everything yet paying attention to nothing

yungbasedblogger:

apparently โ€œbaeโ€ means โ€œbefore anyone elseโ€ i always thought it was a ghetto word for โ€œbabeโ€